Yes, I am now a trillionaire! I invested less than 30 dollars, did no work, and waited less than a week. I promptly received the return on my investment: a total of $260,000,000,000,000 issued by the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe in 2008.
The problem with this rich quick scheme? It's only paper.
Zimbabwe hyperinflation reached it's peak in 2008-2009. Hyperinflation was preceded and caused by droughts, a large national debt, the redistribution of wealth, and "uncontrolled government spending." Read more at the Dallas Federal Reserve's website.
Would you like to be a trillionaire like me? You can for 1 cent plus $4.99 shipping and handling (here) or (if you're interested in hundreds of trillions) here or here.
But if you're hungry, I recommend you skip this investment and use your 5 dollars to buy a Whopper at Burger King instead. Don't invest in something that can quickly lose its value with the whims of politicians. Invest in something real that has inherent value--be it sandwiches, businesses, gold, silver, or oil...because, well, you can't eat paper.